Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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