An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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