- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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