Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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