- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

I don't get it

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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