Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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