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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

how man

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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