- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Please don't shoot me

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??