- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what do you call obama a dumbass

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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