What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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