- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

I enjoy Popcorn

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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