What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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