- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

I'm HIV positive.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Kys

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Nickelback

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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