- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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