- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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