- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Ask me if im a tree? No

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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