- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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