A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

mikey is cute

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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