What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Pickles are moist.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Albert your flies undone.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A guy walks into a bar

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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