Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What is older than history?

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Cancer.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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