What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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