- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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