- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's funny? Women's rights.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

He--Hey guys

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

your face

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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