What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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