How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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