What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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