- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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