- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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