how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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