- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A man walked into a bar owch

Justin with a hat.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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