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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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