why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Jersey Shore.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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