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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

there was once a jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

the WNBA.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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