What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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these are shit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Nickelback.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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