- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Morning wood.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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