- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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