What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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