- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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