why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Equal rights!

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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