- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What ryhmes with turtle rape

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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