Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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A man did not like this site

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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