- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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