Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

i dont fisish anythi

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How old are you? 7

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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