- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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