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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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