- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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