I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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This is not a joke.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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