What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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