- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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