What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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