What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Barack Obama.

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Potassium? K.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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