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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Asians.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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