Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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