- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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