- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Antijokes...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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