- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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