- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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