- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Jeff

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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