Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

your face

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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