Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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