- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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