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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

how do you call someone? use a phone

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Knock knock. Who's there?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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