why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

swag

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Turkeys are obese

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

sure!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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