DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just wrote this so hard

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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