What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

hey hey apple

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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