- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A lot eh?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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