A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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