- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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