- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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