Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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