Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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