- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Take part of what?

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

women's rights

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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