What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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