Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Neither did she.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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