What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Chris is hairy

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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