- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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