What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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