Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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