- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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