- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Okay.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Who is it?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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