- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

women's rights.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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