A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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ur an fagit

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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