Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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