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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

So these two girls have a cup .

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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