whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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