- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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