Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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knock knock

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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