- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

your no better than a cockroach

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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