- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

I like touching my boobs

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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