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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How about that airline food?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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