Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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