How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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