What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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ever tried african food? they neither

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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