A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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