- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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