- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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