- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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