roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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